Shit, this place is weirder than Santa Destroy could ever hope to be. At least the video stores stays open in this.

( This guy seriously needs some bffs D: )

I need a smoking hot date for the prom. Who's single?

A prom, huh. Never went to one. But to see hot chicks in hot dresses? I'm game.

Now who needs a date? Travis Touchdown's a single man.

Bunny ears belong on Moe, not me

Man this place sucks more and more everyday. At least in Santa Destroy, there was a temp agency with more variety. Fuck I should get out more.

Oh fuck no. Pink belongs on moe! It looks great on Strawberry. Very good.

Oh this place is so tacky! It needs more pink! That'll make it absolutely fabulous for sure!

Well shit. That was my last pair of clean boxers. Can't you thieves just take the dirty ones and return them clean? Fuck.

This better not be your idea of a reverse-panty raid.

So I finally met this hot chick at the bar and she was really into me. Well until that damn earthquake hit and I spilled my booze all over her. Fuck.

There're reasons I left California and this is one of them.

MOE~~

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